This is the funniest story I’ve heard all day. Ever wonder if creationists’ guillibility has any limits? Well if you have, the answer is no…no, they don’t.
That was the discovery made by one blogger who decided to prank call the Word of Faith Christian Center with some amusing bogus news stories that would rock their creationist brains:
I put in a call to the Word of Faith Christian Center and spoke to a lady who immediately shared my concern when I told her that I had recently heard news of scientists who were creating a magnetic field to stop Jesus from returning to Earth. We prayed together that these scientists be stopped and that atheism be crushed with the full force of God’s hand.
Oh, and it gets worse. They then called back later and told them that Obama admitted to being a secret Muslim:
In another call to the Word of Faith Christian Center, I spoke with a man who seemed confused, at first, when I told him that Barack Obama had just admitted to being a Muslim and performing the Salaat, as he hadn’t heard anything about it.
I then told the man that I was calling from Perth in Western Australia, and the conversation went as follows:
“You’re a day ahead of us… Do you guys get news before us sometimes?”
“Uh, yeah…”
“So we’ll be hearing about this later? Oh what a tremendous revelation that we were deceived!”Since it had only just happened in Australia (which is “in the future”), he prayed a preventative prayer to stop it happening in the United States.
See, that’s the problem with all us “Evolutionists.” We’re not thinking fourth dimensionally! When you get to Australia, “those Indians won’t even be there!” Sorry, couldn’t resist! I bet you didn’t even know the Earth moved at 88 miles per hour, did you? Learn something new every day.
Good afternoon, Happy Fool’s Day!!
Some small-time crooks decided that people were so stupid that they would accept 18 dollar bills if somebody gave then any. So they carefully made some plates and printed some up, and went to a small town to try them out. They got up to a shopkeeper and talked for a while, then casually said, “Say, can you give me change for an 18 dollar bill?”
“Sure” said the old shopkeeper. “What would you like, three 6′s or two 9′s?”
Happy April Fool’s Day!