Who would Jesus hire a hitman to kill?

Kevin Jerome Pushia

Kevin Jerome Pushia is like a lot of pastors. He befriends the developmentally disabled. He persuades them to list him as a beneficiary on insurance policies. He then hires a hit man with $50,000 in church funds to rub them out  so he could collect life insurance money. You know, the way Jesus would have.

And he’s quite organized too:

A terse notation in Pushia’s planning calendar for Feb. 5, the day after [Lemuel] Wallace was found dead in a Leakin Park bathroom stall from multiple gunshot wounds to the head and back, reads: “L.W. project completed,” police said.

Well it’s safe to say religion is not to blame for this, though perhaps Pushia’s plot was made all the easier given his trusted position in the church. Though that’s purely conjecture on my part.

I’ve got just 4 words for Mr. Pushia:  “Movie Rights” and “Call me.”

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