Weird Science

The After picture

Just the other day, I was listening to a symposium on plastic surgery where the discussion briefly turned to saving the image of plastic surgery from the Dr. 90210′s and the practitioners whose services are primarily cosmetic over reconstructive. Now here comes Dr Reza Vossough, who decided to marry a woman for the reason that she was fairly average, flat-chested with saddlebag thighs, a tummy and puffy, hooded eyelids but “has potential.” Basically, he convinced this 33-year-old waitress to marry him and under 8 different surgeries, so that he could brag about how he “created the perfect wife.”

The surgery changed her chest, thighs, eyes and face.

Dr Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600g of silicone into her body, boosting her size A chest to an F cup.

He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and decreased her forehead.

The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck ops to her bum, tummy and thighs and countless Botox injections.

Only after $32,500 of cosmetic surgery did Dr Vossough, 48, feel he had married his dream girl.

Cany, now a model, is thrilled with her new image.

“When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend,” she told Bild newspaper in Germany.

Dr Vossough, who operates on about 1,200 patients a year at his clinic in Berlin, said of his skills: “It’s almost like being God – you have the ability to change nature.

Sorry to burst your bubble there, “God,” but maybe you’re not so good after all:

Since her hubby’s last op, Cany has had a secret fourth boob job. But Reza has not ruled out more work – saying: “There may be some more in the future, like a facelift, but not yet”

Seriously, I think this woman needs professional help here.

Dr Voussogh said that for him, a woman has to be a piece of jewellery [sic] which a man values.

Wow, this guy sounds like a collossal douche.

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