News From Around The Blogosphere 10.23.09

October 23, 2009

1. 800 Nigerian scam websites shut down -

In a statement EFCC, which has previously relied on raiding cyber cafes and complaints from the public to clampdown on the crime, said it has now adopted smart technology working in conjunction with Microsoft, to track down fraudulent emails.

When operating at full capacity, within the next six months, the scheme, dubbed “eagle claw” should be able to forewarn around a quarter of million potential victims.

2. Health insurance companies declare past rape a pre-existing condition - After 2 men slipped her a knockout drug, Christina Turner feared she’d been raped. As a precaution, her doctor prescribed a month’s worth of anti-AIDS medicine, which turns out to have made her virtually uninsurable. Several months later, she lost her health insurance. But although she never developed HIV, when considering whether or not to cover her, health insurance companies decided the HIV medication raised too many health questions and told her to come back in 3 years. Where’s the outrage, Sarah Palin?

creationists3. Happy birthday, Creationist Earth -

. . .in 1658, Archbishop Ussher determined that the world was created precisely at 9am, 23 October, 4004 BC, making today the official creation day, and the earth 6012 years old.

4. FDA and FTC go after Andrew Weil – Weil is one of the most notorious “alternative” “medicine” conmen working today. Now the FDA and FTC have sent him a warning demanding he stop selling bogus herbal flu remedies containing astragalus on his website. And of course leading Quack Profiteer Mark Adams is very grumpy about this no doubt because he suspects he might be next.

5. Mumps epidemic in Brooklyn -

The outbreak was traced to a child who went to Britain – where the illness is more common because of lower levels of vaccination – and then attended a summer camp upstate, apparently infecting dozens of kids.

Thanks anti-vaccinationists!


Ardi gives the finger to creationists

October 1, 2009
High five!

High five!

This has already made big news in the mainstream press but deserved a few weeks here. A new hominid fossil, Ardi, has stolen the oldest human ancestor crown away from Lucy. Ardi lived 4.4 million years ago in what is now Ethiopia. For those keeping track, that’s 4,394,000 years before the existence of the entire universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

Don’t let the name fool you though. It stands for Ardipithecus. Ardi’s actually female. Was I the only one who was picturing this guy?

The 110-pound, 4-foot female roamed forests a million years before the famous Lucy, long studied as the earliest skeleton of a human ancestor.This older skeleton reverses the common wisdom of human evolution, said anthropologist C. Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University.

Rather than humans evolving from an ancient chimp-like creature, the new find provides evidence that chimps and humans evolved from some long-ago common ancestor — but each evolved and changed separately along the way.

“This is not that common ancestor, but it’s the closest we have ever been able to come,” said Tim White, director of the Human Evolution Research Center at the University of California, Berkeley.


This Week In Evolution 9.25.09

September 25, 2009

1. The oldest bird has been discovered – Previously, Archaeopteryx has been the oldest transitional species between dinosaurs and birds that we’d found. That was 150 million years old. But now we’ve discovered Anchiornis huxleyi:

Anchiornis huxleyi – which dates from 161-151 million years ago, is in the line that likely led to birds, and is feathered but more primitive than Archaeopteryx.

That’s 161,994,000-151,994,000 years before the existence of the whole universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

2. Whale, Dolphin Evolution: Origin Of Cetaceans -

When the ancestors of living cetaceans—whales, dolphins and porpoises—first dipped their toes into water, a series of evolutionary changes were sparked that ultimately nestled these swimming mammals into the larger hoofed animal group. But what happened first, a change from a plant-based diet to a carnivorous diet, or the loss of their ability to walk?

A new paper published this week in PLoS ONE resolves this debate using a massive data set of the morphology, behavior, and genetics of living and fossil relatives. Cetacean ancestors probably moved into water before changing their diet (and their teeth) to include carnivory; Indohyus, a 48-million year-old semi-aquatic herbivore, and hippos fall closest to cetaceans when the evolutionary relationships of the larger group are reconstructed.

3. Ghostshark with genitals on its head discovered – DAMN! For the last time, I ordered sharks with FREAKIN’ lazer beams attached to their heads. What am I supposed to do with a shark with a penis on its head?


The science of faces

July 12, 2009

Robots have learned to make facial expressions -

A hyper-realistic Einstein robot at the University of California, San Diego has learned to smile and make facial expressions through a process of self-guided learning. The UC San Diego researchers used machine learning to “empower” their robot to learn to make realistic facial expressions.

“As far as we know, no other research group has used machine learning to teach a robot to make realistic facial expressions,” said Tingfan Wu, the computer science Ph.D. student from the UC San Diego Jacobs School of Engineering who presented this advance on June 6 at the IEEE International Conference on Development and Learning.

And monkeys have similar facial recognition mechanisms to humans -

Researchers at the Yerkes National Primate Research Center, Emory University, have demonstrated for the first time rhesus monkeys and humans share a specific perceptual mechanism, configural perception, for discriminating among the numerous faces they encounter daily. The study, reported in the June 25 online issue of Current Biology, provides insight into the evolution of the critical human social skill of facial recognition, which enables us to form relationships and interact appropriately with others.

“Humans and other social primates need to recognize other individuals and to discriminate kin from non-kin, friend from foe and allies from antagonists,” said lead researcher Robert R. Hampton of the Yerkes National Primate Research Center and Emory’s Department of Psychology. “Our research indicates the ability to perform this skill probably evolved some 30 million or more years ago in an ancestor humans share with rhesus monkeys.”

For those keeping track, that’s 29,994,000 years before the existence of the whole universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.


Arizona Senator Sylvia Allen did not just say that!

July 6, 2009


Giant sperm and pants!

June 19, 2009

Okay, I’ve decided to combine 2 stories that have nothing to do with one another except that their both rather silly.

The first involves giant sperm:

Tiny mussel-like creatures living 100 million years ago made giant sperm longer than their own bodies, proving size has always mattered for some animals when it comes to sex, scientists said on Thursday.

Giant sperm are still around today. A human sperm, for example, would have to be 40 meters long to measure up against a fruit fly’s. The insect is only a few millimeters in size but can produce 6 cm-long (2.5 inch) coiled sperm.

You hear that? The giant sperm is still here. I can see the 50’s movie poster now: Attack of the Giant Sperm!

And by the way, for those keeping track, that’s 99,994,000 years before the existence of the whole universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

Now the other story involves pants. The Christian group Focus on the Family has decided to join finally enter the 19th century and allow women to wear pants:

“Beginning today, men who work at Focus no longer have to wear mandatory business attire, including tie, and women employees don’t have to stick with just dresses or skirts and hosiery. Men can now come to work donning an open collar shirt – but no spandex – and women can arrive decked in dress pants and pantsuits.”

PANTS!!!

Sadly however, there’s still no love for spandex. Still though, this dress code change caused many a Christian to cheer at the arrival of their salvation:

After hearing the announcement about the dress code change at a Tuesday staff meeting, Focus employees erupted in applause, and some women gave President and CEO Jim Daly a standing ovation, Focus spokeswoman Lisa Anderson said.

“We can get rid of the hosiery,” Anderson joked. “Some women wanted to stage a bonfire right on the spot.”

Hurray for pants!!!


Science News 6.15.09

June 15, 2009

1. A tiny bacterium, Herminiimonas glaciei, has been resuscitated “after spending 120,000 years buried three kilometres deep in the Greenland ice sheet.” This puts Jesus’ alleged 3-day resurrection to shame. It seems to survive on very few nutrients and it’s ability to survive such harsh conditions is believed to be largely due to its size, which is. . .

. . .just 0.9 micrometres long and 0.4 micrometres in diameter, about 10 to 50 times smaller than the well-known bacterium, Escherichia coli.

And for those keeping track, that’s 114,000 years before the existence of the whole universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

2. CRAP paper accepted by journal – I often hear from pseudo-scientists about how all the scientific studies that disagree with them are all part of an evil conspiracy. And while I typically defend the scientific peer-review process, sometimes mistakes are made. Fortunately, science has built-in mechanisms for catching fraud, if not immediately, soon enough.

Linked to above, here is a case where Bentham Science Publishers, which publishes more than 200 “open-access” journals, was the unwitting participant in a test to determine how easy it was to get a complete nonsense published within their journals.

So Davis teamed up with Kent Anderson, a member of the publishing team at The New England Journal of Medicine, to put Bentham’s editorial standards to the test. The pair turned to SCIgen, a program that generates nonsensical computer science papers, and submitted the resulting paper to The Open Information Science Journal, published by Bentham.

The paper, entitled “Deconstructing Access Points” (pdf) made no sense whatsoever, as this sample reveals:

In this section, we discuss existing research into red-black trees, vacuum tubes, and courseware [10]. On a similar note, recent work by Takahashi suggests a methodology for providing robust modalities, but does not offer an implementation [9].

. . .

Davis and Anderson, writing under the noms de plume David Phillips and Andrew Kent, also dropped a hefty hint of the hoax by giving their institutional affiliation as the Center for Research in Applied Phrenology, or CRAP.

Yet four months after the article was submitted, “David Phillips” received an email from Sana Mokarram, Bentham’s assistant manager of publication:

This is to inform you that your submitted article has been accepted for publication after peer-reviewing process in TOISCIJ. I would be highly grateful to you if you please fill and sign the attached fee form and covering letter and send them back via email as soon as possible to avoid further delay in publication.

The publication fee was $800, to be sent to a PO Box in the United Arab Emirates. Having made his point, Davis withdrew the paper.

Mahmood Alam, Bentham’s director of publications, responded to queries from New Scientist by email: “In this particular case we were aware that the article submitted was a hoax, and we tried to find out the identity of the individual by pretending the article had been accepted for publication when in fact it was not.”

“Why hasn’t he attempted to contact me directly in order to determine my true identity?” Davis responds.

It’s shocking that it looks like he could have gotten away with publishing CRAP, but of course oversights do happen even in science. And of course after publication, the journal would no doubt have been swamped with complaints that would have led to a fairly quick correction or retraction to go out. But suffice it to say that we’re told the editorial board that signed off on that has since been significantly “revamped.”

3. A new study of guppies shows that evolution can take place in under 10 years.

Eight years later (less than 30 guppy generations), the researchers found that the guppies in the low-predation environment above the barrier waterfall had adapted to their new environment by producing larger and fewer offspring with each reproductive cycle. No such adaptation was seen in the guppies that colonized the high-predation environment below the barrier waterfall.

Suck it, creationists!

4. A new article in New Scientist takes a look at the evolutionary origins of sex.


Fossil Ida: Missing link now found

May 19, 2009

Today, scientists have unveiled a new transitional fossil a nearly perfectly preserved, 47 million year old human ancestor they’re calling “Ida” that despite being a primate, I happen to think looks a lot like a dinosaur. Now for those keeping track, that’s 46,994,000 years prior to the existence of the whole universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

They found Ida in Germany:

The European fossil is 95% complete, providing the most comprehensive understanding of the paleobiology of any Eocene primate yet. Named ‘Ida,‘ she was a young female with opposable big toes and a talus bone linking her directly to humans.

Ida is also being called the fossil equivalent of the “Rosetta Stone” or the “Holy Grail.”

. . .and thanks to the unique location where she died, it is possible to see individual hairs covering her body and even the make-up of her final meal – a last vegetarian snack.

“This little creature is going to show us our connection with the rest of all the mammals; with cows and sheep, and elephants and anteaters,” said Sir David Attenborough who is narrating a BBC documentary on the find. “The more you look at Ida, the more you can see, as it were, the primate in embryo.”

But don’t worry. I’m sure as we speak, creationists are hard at work trying to come up with any excuse they can think of to deny this extraordinary find.


Astronomers see behind the rim of previously known space

April 29, 2009

Thanks to the Swift Satellite, astronomers have seen the gamma ray burst from an exploding star 13 billion light-years away. That’s the most distant object we’ve ever observed and it’s just 630 million years after the Big Bang. Also, for those keeping count, that’s 12,999,994,000 years before the existence of the entire universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.


We’ve got a T-Rex…ancestor

April 23, 2009

Yet another transitional fossil that creationists will have to deny has been discovered. This time it’s an ancestor to the tyrannosaurus rex:

The fossils date from the middle of the Cretaceous period, and may be a “missing link”, tying the familiar big T rex to its much smaller ancestors.

The fossils show early signs of the features that became pronounced with later tyrannosaurs.

Paleontological knowledge about the family of dinosaurs known as tyrannosaurs is based around two distinct groups of fossils from different parts of the Cretaceous period, which ran from approximately 145 to 65 million years ago.

So for those keeping count, that’s 144,994,000 to 64,994,000 years before the existence of the entire universe, according to Young Earth Creationists.

And notice that the T-Rex comes from the Cretaceous period and not the Jurassic Period, as some recently deceased science fiction writers would have us believe: