1. Creation “Museum” hosting a science “fair” – More like a science unfair, since all the projects have to be tied to a Bible verse. Finally, someone will explain to me the science behind the theory of things magically poofing into existence fully formed, spontaneous language creation, surviving inside the belly of a big fish, building a boat large enough to carry 2 and/or 7 of every kind of animal.
2. Do you have a kid that you don’t want? Unsatisfied with all those other methods for getting rid of? Try giving it away to Peachtree Presbyterian Church. Call now, and you also get a ShamWow! The church’s Pastor Vic Pentz says:
I make a promise to you now and I don’t want you to keep this a secret… the Peachtree Presbyterian Church will care for any newborn baby you bring to this church.
We will be the family to find a home for that child, and there’s no limit on this. You can tell your friends, you can tell your family, you can tell the whole world…
Well, I agree with the Friendly Atheist that it’s at least a better way for religious institutions to promote their so-called “Pro-Life” position than protesting outside Planned Parenthood centers, but the last thing the world needs is a whole new generation of Christians indoctrinated from infancy, especially since atheists are winning more and more of the hearts and minds of the coming generation. It is a good idea, but I’m still thinking, nah. Thanks but no thanks. I’d sooner my hypothetical future unwanted fetus was aborted than turn out like that Levy kid from Jesus Camp.
3. Atheist bus campaign coming to Croatia – The slogan will be “No Gods, No Masters.” As far as I know, I haven’t heard of that slogan being used before in the campaign. But of course no matter what it says, it will inevitably piss off somebody, especially considering that Croatia is 88% Roman Catholic.