If Glenn Beck makes a movie and nobody’s in the audience, does it exist?

Yup, Beck made a movie. It’s already in theaters. It’s called The Christmas Sweater – A Return To Redemption. Yeah, I never heard of it either. Did okay in the South, but in the North? Not so much:

Did okay in the South, but in the North? Not so much:

In New York, Beck sold 17 tickets. In Boston, another 17. And in Washington, D.C., the hotbed of political activism, his tearful film drew only 30, Raw Story has found.

Glenn Beck’s new movie The Christmas Sweater – A Return To Redemption — released for a viewing Thursday night in hundreds of theaters across the country. While it performed better in the south and in rural, more conservative areas, his ability to draw viewers in major US markets was a bust.

“The theater’s almost empty,” a representative at Regal Cinemas in Manhattan told Raw Story moments before it began.

The flick features the firebrand Fox News host sharing with willing souls his most profound childhood memories, along with his philosophies on life, love and happiness.

“It is the story of faith, tragedy, redemption and hope,” Beck says in the trailer. (Reporter’s caution: he cries in it.)

Finally a film that Battlefield Earth can look down on.

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