German researchers find that staring at women’s breasts may increase men’s health and life expectancy

Yes,  a study conducted by German researchers indeed suggests that staring at breasts may increase men’s health and life expectancy. I freakin’ love German researchers! And the lead author of this study wasn’t even a man.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

So that’s how Hugh Hefner does it!

Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

Best excuse EVER! No really, it’s for scientific research!

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Once again, the words of Carl Sagan come to mind:  “science delivers the goods.”

[UPDATE 12.11.09 – It seems that MedGuru, the site I took this story from, just fell victim to an old urban legend. Oh well.]

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2 Responses to German researchers find that staring at women’s breasts may increase men’s health and life expectancy

  1. tee says:

    i try to search for this journal in new england journal of medicine..but could not find this article..

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