Adding zombies to old classics isn’t new. Someone’s already done “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.” Now someone’s adding zombies to the Bible:
Though the Bible is an ancient book, full of beautiful prose, timeless stories, and great truths, there has long been a barely spoken of dissatisfaction over the one element it sorely lacks: zombies. At Zombible, we hope to remedy the situation by carefully inserting lovingly crafted zombie-oriented text into the Bible, for the enjoyment and enlightenment of all.In our first work — Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Zombies — we ask the question, “How might the Gospels have been different if Jesus had come to Earth not to save mankind from sin, but from zombies?” (Be forwarned — it’s sort of a “work in progress” at the moment, so there are some nasty typos and bugs that we’re still working out.)
Isn’t Jesus already a zombie in the unaltered version?