Catholic Church is going 3-D

Catholics to show child rape in 3-D? Okay, I don’t actually know the content intended to air on the new 3-D Catholic Church television channel, CatholicTV, but I figure, as far as I can tell, that’s all Catholic officials do these days. The Amateur Scientist says it better than I could:

Of course, watching 3-D television requires owning a 3-D capable TV, which almost nobody does. But this is a way to make CatholicTV future proof. Eventually, 3-D TVs will be commonplace. Unless, of course, people realize they don’t give a shit about 3-D. So, these new 3-D shows are a way to reel in the kids who will never know a non-3-D world.

Hmm, 3-D? Magical worlds? Two-dimensional villains? Needlessly long? Shitty plot?

This all sounds familiar.


One Response to Catholic Church is going 3-D

  1. Michael says:

    What we actually want to see is: the Pope CASTRATED in 3-D!!!!

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