Ignore Stephen Baldwin – Restore Joss Whedon

Professional celebrity Stephen Baldwin, whose in love with Jesus and whose daily job seems to be trading in on his more successful brothers’ success, has fallen on hard times. Apparently, while Jesus saves, he doesn’t let his followers withdraw. Anyway, instead of turning to his incredibly wealthy family for support, Stephen Baldwin is now begging for handouts from his fans (yes, apparently anyone can have fans these days).

Actually, it’s not actually him doing the begging. No, that would require him doing work. No, there’s an independent website that is e-begging for him. And there’s a commercial going around the internet comparing Stephen Baldwin to the mythical most moral man in the world, Job, because Stephen Baldwin is a very humble guy. In fact, he’s the most humble man in the world! Now the commercial makes this look like a giant farce but I’m pretty sure it’s not intended as irony:

But there’s someone who deserves restoration a lot more than Stephen Baldwin, a man named Joss Whedon:

Oh, and Adam Baldwin kicks ass too:

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3 Responses to Ignore Stephen Baldwin – Restore Joss Whedon

  1. You do know that Adam Baldwin is not related to the rest of the Baldwin acting family, right. He just happens to be an actor with the same last name.

  2. ZarathustraMike says:

    Firefly, gone from TV….. what a trajedy. Stephen Baldwin………. What a waste of Oxygen.

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