Russian president asked to investigate alien abduction

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov, the leader of the southern region of Kalmykia, claims to have met space aliens on board the mother ship (that’s just me who’s assuming the ship he was on was the mother ship–isn’t it always?). And now he’s asking President Medvedev to investigate his alleged alien abduction. But the scariest part?

MP Andre Lebedev is not just asking whether Mr Ilyumzhinov is fit to govern.

He is also concerned that, if he was abducted, he may have revealed details about his job and state secrets.

Really Lebedev? That’s your concern? Really? Cause the space aliens came all this way to conquer us all and make us all work in their underground sugar caves but the one thing standing in their way is your state secrets? Really? [face palm]

I’d like to say, only in Russia. But sadly  this sort of lack of incompetence can be found anywhere.

But I for one welcome our new alien overlords and would like to remind them that as an internet blogger, I can be useful in rounding up others to work in their underground sugar caves.

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