Yeah, and why do we have to have laws forbidding rape and murder? Can’t we just rely on our ability to persaude people into voluntarily choosing not to commit these acts without The Man imposing his anti-rape and murder ideology on us?
Mr. Paul, there’s no easy way to say this but you are a fuckin’ dimwit.
I’m sorry you care less about maintaining energy efficiency than your own commitment to remaining un-potty trained but you are a disgrace to humanity. And everyone is now dumber for having listened to you.
And yes, if those of you who have seen the film Thank You For Smoking found this argument familiar, yeah, he’s shamelessly using the Ice Cream Choice gambit:
- Rand Paul is pro-choice for toilets (salon.com)
- Rand Paul Blames Energy Department For Faulty Toilets (huffingtonpost.com)
- Rand Paul Angry Because Energy Department Won’t Let Him Have a Fecal Abortion or Some Crazy Shit Like That (passthedoucheys.com)