Freedom Is Slavery

The following is Scientology’s very slick commercial titled, “An Invitation to Freedom,” that apparently aired during the most recent episode of American Idol:

Just think. You too can look this happy and free.

Thanks for the invite, Scientology, but I must respectfully decline.

Of course a more accurate commercial might go something like this:  “Tired of thinking for yourself and doing what you want? Want to perform back-breaking work for $50 a week? Can’t find holier than thou assholes to publicly beat the shit out of you and humiliate you on a regular basis? What to detail Tom Cruise’s various motorcycles for free? Want to cut off all communication with your family and friends? Want to lie to yourself and others every second of every day? THEN JOIN SCIENTOLOGY!”

Fortunately, now that the internet exists and Scientology’s cult nature has become common knowledge, even the slickest commercial is likely to bring about many new converts…especially after the recent New Yorker expose.

I will say this though. Atheist organizations can learn a lot from Scientology’s marketing department. I would love to see an atheist commercial that captures a similar kind of feel as this Scientology ad.

 

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3 Responses to Freedom Is Slavery

  1. CriticalEyes says:

    Scientologists……… climb back into your “Spacey” ships and fly the your dumb asses out of here!

  2. Anonymous says:

    “I would love to see an atheist commercial that captures a similar kind of feel as this Scientology ad.”

    Okay!
    http://livingwithoutreligion.org/

    Atheists just don’t have 20 bajillion xenu dollars to run it on prime-time.

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