Okay, this blog has absolutely nothing to do with the once-popular and now declining television series, Heroes, but given that this story involves a fictional story about a warning from the future (about 4 years in the future) about world events going terribly wrong (the plot of every season of Heroes thus far–Ugh!), I figured it’d make a good title, especially since more obscure references to X-Men comics might have been lost on some people. But to invoke Heroes one more time, each season of the show has its own title. I think the first season was called Genesis or Origins or something like that. The second (and crappier) season was called “Generations.” And the current (and still pretty crappy) season is called “Villains.” Well, the Christians may have come up with the title for Season 4: “The Gay Agenda!”

In 1212, Hiro becomes gay Broadway sensation.
Apparently, according to a recent work of fiction from the Dobsonites, the world won’t end with a whimper but rather with dudes banging other dudes. You can read the whole thing here. Oddly, like Heroes, the future warning comes from about 4 years in the future. After 4 years of an Obama presidency, the whole nation’s gone wild for the gays. Apparently not much else has happened in 4 years. . .just gay stuff. It’s kinda weird given that Obama’s position on gay rights is pretty much the same as the McCain/Palin ticket.
But let’s not let little details like reality get in the way of a shitty and non-veiled piece of nonsensical bigotry. Nothing in this story makes any sense as events have no logical causes. It’s not surprising that these guys throw out the notion that things gradually change over time step by step and figure that the prime mover, Obama being elected magically makes everything gay and FABULOUS! This will probably prove beyond any reasonable doubt that Christian fundamentalists should stick with genres they can excel at like fairy tales, Where’s Waldo, and coloring books. These guys never color outside the lines. Honestly, do these guys even know what Science Fiction even means? They should stick this story in the same place every Christian book should be, in the Christian Fiction section. And it speaks volumes that they felt it necessary to spell out in a very lengthy fashion the disclaimer that this isn’t an actual prediction of future events but speculation. . . you know, in case this audience got confused.

Remarkably, they somehow manage to accuse the future President Obama of being a freedom-squashing, fascist dictator while simultaneously arguing in favor of freedom-squashing fascism. That’s quite impressive and even partially makes up for the most implausible part of the story: how are they going to mail the letter without a flux capacitor and 1.21gigawatts of electricity?
Though to be fair, this might still have been better than Season 2 of Heroes.