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Birthers and Teabaggers never quit

I am seriously disappointed in my home state. New Jersey may be a blue state but we have no shortage of idiotic conservatives who continue to believe the most insane lies about our president:

And the good news is that the Birther case has been thrown out:

“Burn the books!”

You know, I could have sworn I’d included this video in a previous blog but I can’t seem to find it anywhere. Somehow I managed to never get around to it. But oh man is it worth watching, particularly beginning at the 4:42 mark, where you can actually see the moment conspiracy rants  transform into mass hysteria 1 step away from a mob of angry villagers with pitch forks:

Even More tea-bauchery

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All this teabag nonsense from people who don’t know what the words “teabagger” or “fascist” mean seems potentially connected with a new disturbing rise in the number of hate groups and violent extremism among the extreme far Right. We already recently saw how this kind of hysteria can lead to violence just a few weeks ago with Richard Andrew Poplawsk. And right now the mainstream Right-Wing media is adding fuel to this fire. And I mean they are literally adding fuel to this fire in that Glenn Beck dowsed a man with pretend-gasoline on camera in order to incite his audience to violent protest. And if anyone else gets harmed because of this hysteria, I will hold Glenn Beck and his cohorts personally responsible.

And yes, they are actually screaming to lower the minimum wage.

Circular Reasoning Fox News Style

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So let me get this straight. The argument is:  Obama’s a fascist BECAUSE Obama’s a fascist! (Translation: I have no idea what the word “fascism” actually means).

As for the second dude, he needs to learn a bit more about history. Lincoln was also accused by critics of being a tyrant who supported strong federal government. In fact, I seem to remember some unpleasant business about half the country LEAVING THE REPUBLIC because they opposed his “big government” ideas. Lincoln’s assassin even cried out “Sic semper tyrannis!” or “Thus always to tyrants” upon delivering the fatal blow. So even Lincoln had to deal with morons who didn’t understand what terms like “fascist” or “tyrant” actually mean.

But I guess it should have been obvious these douches weren’t big in the brains department when they decided to call themselves “Teabaggers“, right? LOL

Take your pick on favorite definition:

teabagger-  1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as “teabagging” 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see “fagbag”, “lamer”, “noob”

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n. A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)