The Rapture has been postponed

September 21, 2009

jesus_christ_cancelledYesterday I reported that today (9/21/09) was to be THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! That was at least according to this website here. Of course, as predicted (by me and other bloggers), the world would continue on past 9/21/09. Now of course one might consider the possibility that The Rapture did indeed happen and that if you’re still here reading this, then you just on Jesus’ naughty list, and thus were not Raptured into heaven.

But then, if The Rapture did happen, who changed the content on the website linked to above to no longer say that the world would end on 9/21/09 but that it would happen some time in the Fall of 2009? Now, depending on which section on the page you read, The Rapture will occur before September 23, 2009. . .or September 23, 2015. I guess it happens twice. I know you’ll all be holding your breath in anticipation.

As with yesterday, I recommend screen capturing this page again, so that you can compare it to what it says on September 24, 2009.


News From Around The Blogosphere 11.24.08

November 25, 2008

Magic sleep-inducing acupuncture bracelet – Don’t worry, it’s just a name. It neither sticks you in the arm nor actually works.

Save your pet from The Rapture aka, how to lose $50 for no good reason – This is one of the funniest Craigslist ads I’ve ever seen.

Yesterday I blogged about an old Christian website that claimed the cartoon Dora The Explorer was evil. Well some people said it had to be satire, which I admitted was possible but stated that if it were it was indistinguishable from the real thing:

Well at least they got 1 thing right. . .Scrappy Doo really is evil.

Mmm, semen-based food – Yum. Well they’re right about one thing. . .it’s natural.


scientist-use-in-case-of-emergencyRenewable Energy From Slow Water Currents – “Slow-moving ocean and river currents could be a new, reliable and affordable alternative energy source. A University of Michigan engineer has made a machine that works like a fish to turn potentially destructive vibrations in fluid flows into clean, renewable power.”