In Rathway, New Jersey a family was forced to cover up their Venus de Milo-inspired snow woman after neighbors complained about the “naked snow woman.”
Yes, that’s right. I said “naked snow woman.” These douche-y neighbors were so terrified of the female form that even seeing an artistic rendering of it MADE OUT OF SNOW offended their delicate sensibilities. So the family gave her a bikini top and sarong.
So as if snow women haven’t been oppressed long enough, now their victims of a blatant sexual double standard. When exactly was the last time you heard about a male snowman being forced to wear clothes? Exactly!
The mother of the family, Maria, agreed that the statue was womanly but not worth censorship. “[The statue is] curvaceous, bodacious and booty-licious—but not obscene, I thought she looked more objectified and sexualized after you put the bikini on.”